wackyyoungさん
以下のように聞き取ってますが、間違っているところも多いでしょう。
aristocrats joke というのがあるそうで、必ず、家族が芸能プロに芸を見せるから雇ってくれと言って、芸をするのですが、それが最低にお下劣なもので、で、芸能プロがその芸の名はと聞くと、「貴族」という上品なことを言うという、定形のジョークのようです。芸のお下劣さを楽しむという、極めてシックジョークな分野です。
日本語したら訳はあまりにもくらくらくるので、ご自分で頑張ってください。では、私の聞き取った結果をどうぞ。
OK, this family walks into a talent agency. It’s a mother, a father, a son, a daughter and a little baby. The father says to the agency, “Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you let us perform for you, you want to sign it.” And the talent agency says, “Sorry, we don’t have a family act too cutie.” But the mother goes, “Please, sir, just give us two minutes, We know you’ll like the act. So the talent agency says, “All right. You got two minutes.” The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to her son ,who hits a play on the boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play. The father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirt, starts licking her asshole. Then the son lays down the floor and opens his mouth. The mother tears off tear-away pants and squats over his face and shit all over it. The father grabs the baby and takes away the diaper and start sucking his cock, while the son still with his mother shit in his mouth goes over and licks the baby’s tiny little balls. Now the mother lays on her back on the floor while the daughter gets a high on a chair starts pissing all over. Then the father and the son takes the baby and start stuffing him headfirst back into her vagina while the daughter’s piss rains down all of them. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out and kicking flailing around. The son takes the shit out his mouth and starts rubbing it on all of everyone while the father sticks his cock into the baby’s asshole and fucks it still inside the mother, Until he comes all over the baby, the wife, the son and daughter. Then the father gets up and says, “Now for our impersonation of victims of 9/11.” The whole family starts running around the room, screaming and laughing, their dick and tittles all flapping around, covered with shit and piss and cum, going Aaaaaaaaaaaa! The building’s coming down! And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, "TADAAA!!" And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, "...Jesus, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "the Aristocrats!"
